I live in a family of Dorks....

Enough Said!!!

Turkey Day.... What a day!

The morning was all nice and quiet an all was calm.

Few hours later the house was a mess. The 3 mothers in the kichen talken about sales the 3 men in the Den watching the worlds most amazing...

5 kids running like indians.

And 1 teenage in the nerd cave. I was set on finishing Tunnels of Blood by Darren Shan. But just as I sat down and opened my book someone called my name. Mom, Dave, Nana, the kids, some would interupt me. I finally just gave up. I watched t.v. with the men. Listened to the mother's conversations and Watched the kids play.

I have to say Pudge is the cuitest little kid ever. Why can't more boys be like him? No kids now a days kids are rotten spoiled brats. But not him he's so cute! All my friends love to watch him with me. We don't even mind watching the same movie 20 times with him. It's always cute to watch him repeat the movie or play with his cars on the ground. He's just got the spotlight.

He's got what I had as a kid. Complete attention. I was born 5 years ahead of everyone. He was born around 5 years after everyone. See Jax Kay Han and Brink were born around Jax and Kay 1 month from the other. Then the next year. Han Febuary, 5 days before Kay's first birthday. And Bink Came in August. So By then I was out of the picture. It's kind of sad to think that when I'm 20 Pudge will be 10.

But thats off track. Dave Deep fried one turkey. Of couse I never got to the turkey. I had ate Eggs and Fudge before and only my potatos and stuffing. Then I had to tell my lame joke infront of the family. Everyone thought it was really funny.

But I finished my book!!!!! Whoot it was awsome!

Birthday

It's my b-day weekend... Again!

Syd Bay and Me are bumming out. Were gonna see a movie today. The one animal movie. In africa..... Who cares....

I got a $25 gift card from Bay. Sydney better not have got me anything.... But she did. She shouldn't have because she took me to disneyland. Dang fake blonde!!!! I don't think Mom and Dave got me anything their probably gonna give me money... Thats what I got from everyone. Who cares. She couldn't even keep it from me. She told me over the phone. Her and her big mouth... Well I know I'm not getting a horse. I don't have any hope for that now. So I'll just save my money for one. I need to install World of Warcraft... But I have to use a Credit Card. It costs 15 dollars a month. I asked mom and Dave if they couldn't get me a big horse if they would get me a mini horse. Dave said no because I wanted it to live in my room... ^^' lol. So Whoot byebye!

JESS IS A BLONDE!

lol this is her bestest friend Sydney. OMGWTFBBQS! A dog almost ate our dodos. EVIL! >.<. Every Villan Is Lemons! lol spongebob. Were going to see a movie today *yay*. ^^ Its going to be awesome and Jess and I might do the joke we did at Enchanted. lol good times good times. Bay was so confused so didnt understand.

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1. Where is your cell phone? Desk... I think
2. Where is your significant other? What signifigant other? 0.o... T.T Im alone.
3. Your hair? Medium, blonde, damp, needs to be recolored.
4. Your mother? Hard woker and in Love
5. Your father? Old one: Lozer, hate him. New dad: Awsome, funny, makes my mom really happy
6. Your favorite thing? Horses/ Kingdom Hearts
7. What was your dream last night? My Mom and ex-dad got back together and I was cryi8ng and Hugging Dave, begging him to let me stay.
8. Your dream/goal? Write a book
9. The room you're in? The Nerd Cave (My Room)
10. Your hobby? Drawing, Horseback riding
11. Your fear? Death
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Collage
13. Where were you last night? Slept
14. What you're not? Sad
16. One of your wish list items? HORSE!!!! Thats It
17. Where you grew up? Arizona
18. The last thing you did? Showered
19. What are you wearing ? Pirate shirt and pony pants
20. Your TV? Has alot of cables
21. Your pets? Mine (Untill they do something wrong, then there the girls)
22. Your computer? T.T Dosen't have flash
23. Your favorite room? The Nerd Cave
24. Your mood? Irratable
25. Missing someone? Syd
26. Your car? An ugly old Camry that needs to be impounded
27. Something you're not wearing? My 10oz sterling silver cross (Its heavy after a full day)
28. Favorite store? Hot Topic
29. Your summer? Spent in Colorado and moving
30. Love someone? Syd and friends
31. Your favorite color? Blood Red
32. When is the last time you laughed?Yesterday with Syd waching South Park
33. Last time you cried? Last time I was at my ex-dads. Its depressing there
34. Who will resend this? Idk whoever wants to

Gosh Dang It!

So Ive kinda been in one of the moods today. You know the mood where your so irratable your gonna punch the next person who you don't like in the face.

So I was tired. yesterday Syd was over. It was a long day of doing nothing. But I was exausted. Syd went to bed around 9. Me, I got there around 10- 11. So yeah I wasn't happy this morning. I gots up and showered like I always do and headed off to school.

Well our bus broke down so we had to use a sub one. See all the other buses have air conditioning and nice seats. But our bus ppl are chep butts and give us a crappy 1970 bus. So the bus you know has 4 tires and so Tanisha the girl I sit with chose one of those spots where the tire stuck out of the side of the bus at like 50 feet. So she makes me sit on the inside, cause idk, she likes to be a jackbutt. So I cant put my feet on the tire cause my knees would be going over the seat. So being the little prick she is she starts complaing. Well I look at her and roll my eyes. I wasn't doing anything for anybody today. Well her sister starts talken real loud. Sayen if she was gonna complain then next time just don't let me sit. That I had no right to sit next to anyone I like. I glared over at her. She caught my look and glanced away. I glare at both of them. Well Tanisha hopped up with her sister. and her sister started talken crap.

Without missing a second I started snapping at her explaing that there was a tire there. Well being the little snoot she was, she sassed me. I nearly killed her. I was po'ed. I knew I could kill that little sissy prep. Tanisha knew it to.

'Don't start Jess.' She warned me. I glared at her. 'I can take care of myself, thank you.'

'I know but how old are you?' Those where the 7 word I hated in a sentince. I rose my voice higher. 'I'm freaken 13 Tainisha! I know how old I am!'

Tanisha looked at me in suprise. Her sister scoffed. 'Nerd.'

'Don't call her that!' Tanisha growled at her sister. I chuckled. 'I am a nerd and I am proud. Stupid.'

Whats her face looked at me.' WEhat you wanna fight?'

I was so irratable at that moment it was almost lie an answered prayer. 'Ok right when we get off the bus preppie.'

Well Im 5,10- 5,11. Shes 4,6- 4,7. Not a fair fight. We got off the bus and she ran all the way to the school gate. 'Figures' I mumbled and moved on.

I walked to my T.A. job, alittle lonly. Todd wasn't here today. She is my TA assistint. So I opened the door and hear, Jessica!

Whats her face is running to me. 'Im sorry I was hyper on the bus.'

I looked over her, shook my head and walked to my job.

Jacob Black

Okay so I've been ranting for the longest time over how ugly the Twilight charters are. Ive been begging, pleading for someone to come along. OMG they hit a home run with Jacob Black though. I got the Twilight calender and was fliping threw the pages and stoped at october to make fun of how bigg Bella's nose was, and I saw him. I got on my knees and almost started to cry, smiling and saying thank you. Jacob Black- you have been Jessica approved.

Book Releases

May 2009

The Darkest Whisper

(Sabin's Story)

Lords of the Underworld Novel - Book 4

(NO PIC!)

March 25, 2009

City of Glass

Mortal Instrements Book 3

2009-2010

Midnight Sun

Twilight Sega

Disneyland!!!!!

9 DAYS!!!!

9 days, thats a short time!!!!! Ima going to disneyland!!!

Omg im so excited this is gonna be the best b-day ever!!!!! God im gonna like have a spaz attack!!!!

We get to have dinner with the disney princess!!! *Fangirl squee* Im such a dork!!!!!

I will send love to everyone. Im getting the Mad Hatter Hat!!!!

Opps

I haven't been on sence the 24th...
World of Warcraft is the funnest awsomest game ever!!! Ive been adited for the past 3 days. Yea but thats not all!
I HUGGED THE CHICKFILLA COW!!!
He wasd at my skool! I was the first. So at lunch ppl were saying it was Mr. Whistle or Eubanks but I didn't care. It dosent matter whos in the suite it matters if you hugg it or not! So yea, being a little lazy tonight. I may get on tomarrow, mostlikely not. Im going to Scott's House and getting the rest of my junk. This girl, I personaly think shes a druggie, Pam move in and shes living in my old room!!!! How jacked!!!! So Im getting my junk and getting out. Grammie and Gramp got home from Disneyland. Grammie gots me somethin but she wont tell me wat. Its bugging the crap outta me!!! So yea Im done.

Horses and Carrages

So, yesterday I was sitting down with Dave and Mom. And we were talking about what was popular when he was a teen.
So like drive-ins.
Greased hair.
Stuff like that. Then It came, word vomit.
"Horses and Carriages." It rolled out of my mouth and mom burst out laughing as did I. Dave chuckled along. He smiled at me, we were going to Sonic tomarrow, which is now today... Well we went to Sonic.
So last night he smiled at me. "That milkshake of yours just went from a large to a small."
I laughed harder. Mom tried to restart the conversation, but everytime she tried she laughed again. Which made me laugh.
Wow were a weird family....

Long Day

Omg...

Today I thought I was gonna die. Literly.

This morning at god-forbid 12:55 a.m. Yes I just said a.m. Mom got a call from work. Something-or-another came up at work. Well that something-or-another cost me my sleep. She walzed into my room and turned the dang light on. Well I sleep like the dead at night, on my back, arms at my side, the whole shabang. So my light is like directly above my bed. Go figure right.

Well she swiched on that light and I became a spactic Vampire. The light! It burned! Mom pulled out her phone and called someone. Her voice engulfed my ihome's loud playing music let alone my moans of pain.

She talked on and on. But all I could here was wahaa wahhau awaahu. Like in Charlie Brown. I sat up slowly.

"Are you talking to me?" I muttered. She spun in Dave's chair. A wariy expression on her face. "No go back to bed!" She snapped.

I sighed and rolled over, listening to the wahhaas. God bless whoever ended up turning off my light.



I woke up at 6:30 a.m. I was late. This morning I didn't have time to shower. Oh that was bad. My hair looked like a haystack, I dont smell in the mornings, no I only Shower to groom my blonde tangled hair.

So I ate a bowl of Coco Krispies And as I ate I played Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories. I love Kh! Well I was playing and it makes this little ping sound every 5 seconds, and Hannah, my youngest sis just had to look up. Her blue eyes fixed in a glare. "Does it have to make that noise?" She spat at me. I returned her glare."Yes."

She opened her mouth to say something else, but caught Dave's look and cut herself off. Kayleigh looked up at her. "Its Kingdom Hearts Hannah. Leave it alone."

She was starting to get the hang of my ways. I looked back to my game and played on.



My bus broke down today. 238 picked us up. I love that bus!!! Its air conditioned!!! I sat silently in the seat, listening to Wish We Were Older by Metro Station. Thats my new fave band. So no one sat with me, again. I think I scare or intimadate people. Well thats no suprise, I'm like 5' 8''-9''. And blonde, so yea.

At school I caught up with Wyatt and Baylie. Wyatt's aunt Robin is Best buds with my Mom. They used to torcher his father and uncles together.

Well he made a faboulus point once he saw me. "Hi Jessica! What happened to your hair?"

Boy did I want to puntch him. "I woke up late."

Baylie smiled. I knew that smile all to well. With a sigh I rummaged threw my back-pack and pulled out Dusk, my spare-time story.

The bell rang and I snached up Dusk, running off to first period.

Ms. Undehill went on and on about dialoge. Then she had us start our short storys. The title of mine is Gone. Well its about a girl whos ex-boyfriend pays to have her wacked and the wacker falls for her. Go figure. Well people were reading theres and the storys were pretty bad. I wanted to read mine but was to embarrassed. So I had Ms. Underhill Read it to herself. She said it was amazing and I should enter the writing contest. I smiled and thanked her, heading off to 2nd.



I have P.E. 3rd. I know everyone loves P.E. whoo! No to tell you the truth I hate it. I much rather be in class learning then watching boring heart videos.

So Mr. Eubanks started talking about stero-typing. So he's going threw the list. Jocks are athletic. Preps are smug. Then he went. "Blondes are..."

And every single person yelled. "Stupid."

I glared at the teacher. Thanks I mouthed. Theres only 3 blondes in my class. Im the only natural blonde. So that just giddyed me up.



In 4th Im a T.A. in the counsling office. Today I ran all the passes. So I was going to drop off a pass to C-4, when Brook from year book and my good friend calls my name. I pose for a pic with my I.D. when Vivian runs up and takes the pass. So I go after her for like five minutes. then I called to her jokingly. "Give it to me or I'll beat your butt!"

So I got It and walked into the room. It was silent. Every sevie's eyes were glue to me. Omg they heard me and Viv. joking around. I could feel the hot flush go over my face.



Courtney was in the office. Shes my partner in the work area. She always goofs off with me. Well I drew a pic of anime people kissing. So Silke said it was inaproreate for school. You know schools turning out to be a controling pysco path. We can't chew gum, we can't hugg someone whos not of our gender, we cant wear anything under 3 fingers long, and they give us the worst food to eat. I really hate school. I mean I see adults doing that everyday.

We had a Science test today. I forgot to study. But then again everone did. So we probably all failed together. Yea but I don't want to go into the details about the test because I'm being a Lazy Bum right now.

So in Social Studies today we turned in our 5 weeks of cornel notes. Well then we got to do our vocab. It was really fun. We got to draw pictures along with write deffinitions. So we had to draw one about a traitor. So I drew Bennidict Arnold. Writing Epic Fail and Have Fun In Britian, so yea that was amusing for awhile.

The bus we got to take us home had to be from like 1944. I swear that bus probably used to take cavemen to school. It was hott! It got better as we moved along. But I ignored the heat and payed attention to Metro Station.

When I got home I did my normal routine. Threw my stuff in my room, changed into shorts and went out to the eliptical. In 36:19 I did 5.6 miles at 11.2 the whole way. I would have gone farther but Tigger, my aunt Nana-Bell's dog ran into the house. She's going to Disneyland this week. Sure fun, but haha Im going for mine and Sydney's birthday in November over Thanksgiving break!!! So I gonna buy the Mad Hatter hat. Gosh I totaly love Alice in Wonderland! So I got off the bike and wached Ben 10: Alien Force. Whoot good show. Wow Im a nerd I watch Ben 10, play Kingdom Hearts, and World of Warcraft. So I called Sydney to tell her about Mr. Eubanks. She got a kick outta that. Then she told me about her and C.J., again. She like just broke up with Curtis, and jumped right back in the saddle. C.J.s nice I guess.
So I got off the phone with her and checked my mail. Whooo, not.

So now as I sit here with Tigger I end this post.