Horses and Carrages

So, yesterday I was sitting down with Dave and Mom. And we were talking about what was popular when he was a teen.
So like drive-ins.
Greased hair.
Stuff like that. Then It came, word vomit.
"Horses and Carriages." It rolled out of my mouth and mom burst out laughing as did I. Dave chuckled along. He smiled at me, we were going to Sonic tomarrow, which is now today... Well we went to Sonic.
So last night he smiled at me. "That milkshake of yours just went from a large to a small."
I laughed harder. Mom tried to restart the conversation, but everytime she tried she laughed again. Which made me laugh.
Wow were a weird family....

Long Day

Omg...

Today I thought I was gonna die. Literly.

This morning at god-forbid 12:55 a.m. Yes I just said a.m. Mom got a call from work. Something-or-another came up at work. Well that something-or-another cost me my sleep. She walzed into my room and turned the dang light on. Well I sleep like the dead at night, on my back, arms at my side, the whole shabang. So my light is like directly above my bed. Go figure right.

Well she swiched on that light and I became a spactic Vampire. The light! It burned! Mom pulled out her phone and called someone. Her voice engulfed my ihome's loud playing music let alone my moans of pain.

She talked on and on. But all I could here was wahaa wahhau awaahu. Like in Charlie Brown. I sat up slowly.

"Are you talking to me?" I muttered. She spun in Dave's chair. A wariy expression on her face. "No go back to bed!" She snapped.

I sighed and rolled over, listening to the wahhaas. God bless whoever ended up turning off my light.



I woke up at 6:30 a.m. I was late. This morning I didn't have time to shower. Oh that was bad. My hair looked like a haystack, I dont smell in the mornings, no I only Shower to groom my blonde tangled hair.

So I ate a bowl of Coco Krispies And as I ate I played Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories. I love Kh! Well I was playing and it makes this little ping sound every 5 seconds, and Hannah, my youngest sis just had to look up. Her blue eyes fixed in a glare. "Does it have to make that noise?" She spat at me. I returned her glare."Yes."

She opened her mouth to say something else, but caught Dave's look and cut herself off. Kayleigh looked up at her. "Its Kingdom Hearts Hannah. Leave it alone."

She was starting to get the hang of my ways. I looked back to my game and played on.



My bus broke down today. 238 picked us up. I love that bus!!! Its air conditioned!!! I sat silently in the seat, listening to Wish We Were Older by Metro Station. Thats my new fave band. So no one sat with me, again. I think I scare or intimadate people. Well thats no suprise, I'm like 5' 8''-9''. And blonde, so yea.

At school I caught up with Wyatt and Baylie. Wyatt's aunt Robin is Best buds with my Mom. They used to torcher his father and uncles together.

Well he made a faboulus point once he saw me. "Hi Jessica! What happened to your hair?"

Boy did I want to puntch him. "I woke up late."

Baylie smiled. I knew that smile all to well. With a sigh I rummaged threw my back-pack and pulled out Dusk, my spare-time story.

The bell rang and I snached up Dusk, running off to first period.

Ms. Undehill went on and on about dialoge. Then she had us start our short storys. The title of mine is Gone. Well its about a girl whos ex-boyfriend pays to have her wacked and the wacker falls for her. Go figure. Well people were reading theres and the storys were pretty bad. I wanted to read mine but was to embarrassed. So I had Ms. Underhill Read it to herself. She said it was amazing and I should enter the writing contest. I smiled and thanked her, heading off to 2nd.



I have P.E. 3rd. I know everyone loves P.E. whoo! No to tell you the truth I hate it. I much rather be in class learning then watching boring heart videos.

So Mr. Eubanks started talking about stero-typing. So he's going threw the list. Jocks are athletic. Preps are smug. Then he went. "Blondes are..."

And every single person yelled. "Stupid."

I glared at the teacher. Thanks I mouthed. Theres only 3 blondes in my class. Im the only natural blonde. So that just giddyed me up.



In 4th Im a T.A. in the counsling office. Today I ran all the passes. So I was going to drop off a pass to C-4, when Brook from year book and my good friend calls my name. I pose for a pic with my I.D. when Vivian runs up and takes the pass. So I go after her for like five minutes. then I called to her jokingly. "Give it to me or I'll beat your butt!"

So I got It and walked into the room. It was silent. Every sevie's eyes were glue to me. Omg they heard me and Viv. joking around. I could feel the hot flush go over my face.



Courtney was in the office. Shes my partner in the work area. She always goofs off with me. Well I drew a pic of anime people kissing. So Silke said it was inaproreate for school. You know schools turning out to be a controling pysco path. We can't chew gum, we can't hugg someone whos not of our gender, we cant wear anything under 3 fingers long, and they give us the worst food to eat. I really hate school. I mean I see adults doing that everyday.

We had a Science test today. I forgot to study. But then again everone did. So we probably all failed together. Yea but I don't want to go into the details about the test because I'm being a Lazy Bum right now.

So in Social Studies today we turned in our 5 weeks of cornel notes. Well then we got to do our vocab. It was really fun. We got to draw pictures along with write deffinitions. So we had to draw one about a traitor. So I drew Bennidict Arnold. Writing Epic Fail and Have Fun In Britian, so yea that was amusing for awhile.

The bus we got to take us home had to be from like 1944. I swear that bus probably used to take cavemen to school. It was hott! It got better as we moved along. But I ignored the heat and payed attention to Metro Station.

When I got home I did my normal routine. Threw my stuff in my room, changed into shorts and went out to the eliptical. In 36:19 I did 5.6 miles at 11.2 the whole way. I would have gone farther but Tigger, my aunt Nana-Bell's dog ran into the house. She's going to Disneyland this week. Sure fun, but haha Im going for mine and Sydney's birthday in November over Thanksgiving break!!! So I gonna buy the Mad Hatter hat. Gosh I totaly love Alice in Wonderland! So I got off the bike and wached Ben 10: Alien Force. Whoot good show. Wow Im a nerd I watch Ben 10, play Kingdom Hearts, and World of Warcraft. So I called Sydney to tell her about Mr. Eubanks. She got a kick outta that. Then she told me about her and C.J., again. She like just broke up with Curtis, and jumped right back in the saddle. C.J.s nice I guess.
So I got off the phone with her and checked my mail. Whooo, not.

So now as I sit here with Tigger I end this post.